What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

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No go.

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Everyone loved it.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is your opinion? I am 150-152 and I feel short. I’m 15 years old. I feel like this makes me look like a baby and ugly on most clothes.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

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Nuts and Butts

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?